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40 Minutes of Fun Bogged Down by Two Hours of Mediocrity
My opinion on the Godzilla Vs Kong Movie
Have you ever been excited about something that you knew was never going to live up to your expectations? That was how I felt about the Godzilla Vs Kong movie.
I knew it was going to be another over-the-top big-screen blockbuster with bad dialogue, a questionable plot, and mediocre acting at best. But, a drop of muddy water in a barren desert is worth more than the finest wine. That’s why I bought a one-way ticket on the hype train out of the pandemic rut. I was so hyped I even wrote an article about it.
Did it live up to my expectations? Yes. Around 40 minutes of the movie's runtime gave me everything I wanted from a fun action-packed monster movie. Unfortunately, the remaining hour and 20 minutes made me question why I was wasting my time staring at paper-thin side characters stumbling their way through the plot.
So, join me as I go over the great and not-so-great moments of the movie. Be warned that I get a bit spicy at the end. Oh, and mild spoilers ahead.
The 40 Minutes of Fun
I am a simple guy. I like seeing big monsters fight on the big screen and revel in the display of destruction before me. This…